What a relative term… “normal”. My friend Sheila made a comment about a few recent posts that have taken a more serious tone. She has come to depend on my silliness, and she misses it. I really can’t blame her. I kind of miss my silliness too. Also, I have come to depend on Sheila’s readership individual daily impression(s) for the monetization of my blog friendship. So, Sheila, my much-adored friend with random green locks of hair… this post is for you. Mwah and mwah!
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It has been awhile since I have done any Butt Series posts. Of all the ridiculous, this particular, randomly posted feature is probably the most ridiculous. Of all my ridiculousnesses…sessseses, and such.
I do believe the timing is right for a Butt Series post - being on the tail-end (heh, pun…) of a holiday of feasting… A holiday centered on stomach stretching and stretchy pants. In observance of this American phenomenon I give you The Butt Series: A Thanksgiving Edition.
If I eat both of these pies… will they make my butt look big? What if I only use half a tub of whip?
How about this 9×13 of the most gorgeous and divine brownies one’s mouth will ever meet? I wish you could taste these. I almost feel bad for what you are missing out on.
How ’bout these sweet rolls? Ew.
Does this coffee cup make this random stranger’s butt look big? I can’t believe a random stranger totally posed for that picture.
I wonder… will the digested contents of my Thanksgiving dinner plate make my butt look big(ger)… I think we all know the answer to that one. And you know what - it was worth every popped stitch. *licking lips*
When I look at that picture, I nearly fall into a diabetic coma. It is quite shameful and quite wonderful… all in one fell swoop.
*Don’t forget to swing by tomorrow as the silliness continues with Make Me Laugh Monday.
And as always, I would love for you to play along!*
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Swear to God, I just yawned, undid the top button of my jeans and MAYBE patted my belly when I got a load of that plate of delicious carb and graviness. Vegetable carbs are in my top 3 favorite kinds of carbs. Buttered cards rule!
Thank God it only happens once a year…wait, I forgot about Christmas. DAMN!
Not fair! You can NOT show a photo of those luscious brownies and not share them. Meanie.
Ok, I forgive you.
Maybe.
Oooooh pumpkin pie. I love it so.
The gravy filled plate looks good, but the brownies . . . Oh, the brownies! If I give up my piece o’ punkin pie, can I have extra brownies?!
Oh the brownies DO look divine! Darn.
And those rolls…