I am not a huge Chuck Norris fan, nor am I generally one who is known for her hasty generalizations. BUT were I to hastily generalize, I MIGHT make a statement like the following… When I think of Chuck Norris’ fan base, this image comes to mind:
- A very special Thank You! to PapaTV for his generous permission to use this very special photograph! -
I know. You are probably asking yourself, “What’s up with this whole “Chuck Norris theme, Jen? Are you going to buy a monster truck, grow a mullet, cut the sleeves off your favorite button-up blouse and start wearing Carhartt???? Are going to be trading your Converse All-Stars for steel-toe boots? Are you trading in your Confidence Apron for a work-belt? Jenny?! Chuck Norris, Chuck Snorris! It’s Make Me Laugh Monday! Chuck ain’t never made ME laugh!”
We’ll just see about that! The other night. No. Not that one – the OTHER night. Yes. I wasted spent some time on Facebook. Yes. Facebook. Shutup.
My favorite thing in Facebook is the flair… witty little sayings on little “buttons”. (BTW… Dear Facebook, I need another flair board. Thank you, Jennyonthespot) I digress… Some flair are plain dumb, others are cute, while others make me laugh so hard I wish I wore Pampers. The Chuck Norris flair… had me shopping online for Pampers, in bulk.
And now, I give to you, the absolute toughness and blind worship of Chuck Norris as found on Facebook flair – in all it’s hilarity. Also, it was late and Lisa at The Blozulfog and I were making fun of none of your business stuff as we Face-chatted and I AM ridiculous:
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Dinosaurs went extict because of Chucknorrisaurus.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King… and he got one.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that is why there is no life there.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris knows a word that rhymes with purple.
Chuck Norris makes blood bleed.
Chuck Norris can kill you with a bubble.
…and my personal favorite:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck were Chuck Norris.
For those who want more Chuck – I found a website chocked-full of little-known Chuck Norris Facts… By the way, would you like to join in on Make Me Laugh Monday? Please do! Either leave a comment so I (and other commenters!) can come by to read your MMLM post or enter your name and URL in Mr. Linky and get your name on the list. C’mon, all the cool kids are doing it! O.K., that’s an exaggeration. But if you do it, the someone else might, the someone else, then WE will BE the cool kids!
********************
Keep up-to-date on the insane, the insightful, and the whatever…
Love Chuck Norris jokes! My personal fav is: Superman wears Chuck Norris jammies. Hee!
What a great way to start our second 1st Day of School!
I also recently discovered flairs on Facebook. Looooove them!
LMAO. My keyboard says quit making me spew coffee.
I love that Chuck makes blood bleed. I know of Chuck too well, I am sorry to say. My mother loves that darn TV show he used to have. She tortured me by making me watch it with her. Really, I didn’t enjoy it.
I did find myself becoming more attracted to guys with mullets. The insanity finally ended. She has moved on to Animal Plant. Chuck is a distant memory, until now.
Who is Chuck Norris?
Kidding, though I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single thing the guy has been in. Thank goodness!
I posted a funny bit in your honor Jenny…tri humor.
Enjoy!
My kids are so into the Chuck Norris jokes/sayings right now – Little Son even has a T-shirt with some of them on it! My fav? When the Boogie Man goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When I rode Chuck Norris’ horse at Family Camp, Daughter said, “Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse – the horse walks under Chuck Norris.” We all had a good laugh with that one!
Love it! You know, I would join the MMLM so I could be cool too, but I can’t take that kind of pressure! LOL
You love Chuck Norris, too?!! Chuck Norris is to humor as S. Palin is to…well, humor! So funny you posted Make me laugh MOnday, I was thinking of something similar. OH, and great job with the photo – I WISH i had your talents.
I’m subscribing now!
Chucknorrisaurus made dinosaurs extinct. Oh that is the best. OH, and he makes blood bleed. I tell ya. Who know a Texas Ranger would make me cry so hard. Hilfriginlarious Jenny!
Jenny – were you reading my Chuck Norris fact generator on facebook. I knew it!!
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the world down!
I have seriously peed my pants as well and the first time someone told me I should go read the jokes I thought it was the stupidest idea I had ever heard since I didn’t really care a rats tail about Chuck Norris!