My first question has to do with my Confidence Apron. By the way, she has a name now… I am sure you are not surprised since I border-on-obsessive when it comes to naming my possessions (i.e. Lollipop & Nosie…). Thanks to the help of these friends, my Confidence Apron will now be called “Roxi”! Yeah, [...]
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Make Me Laugh Monday – Chuck Norris style
I am not a huge Chuck Norris fan, nor am I generally one who is known for her hasty generalizations. BUT were I to hastily generalize, I MIGHT make a statement like the following… When I think of Chuck Norris’ fan base, this image comes to mind: – A very special Thank You! to PapaTV for his generous permission to [...]
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What does one get when ones combines:
One steak + 3 servings of mashed potatoes + 2 glasses of wine + 3 servings of salad + one game of Imaginiff + a brisk evening walk + 2 margaritas with extra “ita”, and 1 chocolate-fondue-awesome-aluza??? One gets a spot in the bean bag chair while one rubs her distended belly and moans: “OH. [...]
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What do you get when…
5 girlfriends celebrate 1 of those girlfriend’s 40th birthday? You get a whole lotta chocolate, a whole lotta giggling/cackling, and a whole lotta silly… with glasses… The Birthday Girl. Betcha couldn’t figure out that one. Heh. Wine glasses. NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa! Bat Girl!!! Her future’s so bright – she’s gotta wear shades! Hollywood… here I come! ******************** [...]
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Dear Deer who is gettin’ all fat offa my flowers,
Stop it! You can have the weeds – all 3 acres of ‘em! I have only a select number of potted plants, and those flowers were not lovingly planted and sprinkled with Miracle Gro for you and your belly. I did all that for me and mine-sesses. The flowers are for beautification of my front [...]
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Jenny, across the decades.
I’m sorry. I’m not normally so full of myself. It’s another post bloated with pictures of Me. It’s not my fault though, Bubba’s Sis found this super site called Yearbook Yourself, and what’s a self-obsessed girl to do, but stay up for hours looking at how hawt she looked decade after decade after decade… Talk [...]
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You can quote me on this, but link and trackback, cuz I’m all about watching my authority grow on Technorati.
When life hands you lemons, start a blog. – Jenny On The Spot, September 2008 – My! GOSH! Am I a flippin’ philosophic genius, or what? Oh, don’t touch me… I don’t wanna burn ya, for I. Am. On. Fire! I am also a poet and were Ansel Adams alive, he’d prolly compliment my mad [...]
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I am more confident in the kitchen than ever…
now that I have a new Confidence Apron! When my husband came home Monday night, one of the first things out of his mouth was, “I have a confession… … … I bought an album.” I said, “Before you go any further, it’s O.K. with me as long as it’s as cool as this… *saunters [...]
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Make Me Laugh Monday
O.K. Though nearly everything I touch becomes funny lookin’… it ain’t easy to find “funny” on demand. I have thought about saving summa mah funny stuff up, but I am not disciplined. No. “Funny” must be shared. It must never be withheld, not from My Public. You can quote me on that. I don’t know [...]
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It’s been nearly 20 years…
since I turned 16. Around here, we are gearing up for a big celebration of that anniversary at the end of October. And all this planning to celebrate an event that happened 20 years ago has me feeling a bit nostalgic. As I was cleaning the basement today, I came across my old high school [...]
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