Friends. Family. Fellow graduates. Mostly family, this may be a little edgy for summa ya’ll. AND there is a curse word, more than once, and it was PAUL who started it!
This situation occurred last night, as best as I can remember:
Husband: Dude. “So-and-So” (a woman!) just gave me an award (or something) on Facebook.
Me: Dude. She hasn’t even made ME a friend! Why hasn’t she made MEeeee HER friend?
*Insight: This is someone from college and prior to our dating, Paul and I traveled in different circles. I never fit in that circle of people, which I am fine with. It is just weird because… who doesn’t absolutely dig me and want to be my friend? I mean, maybe I was a little hyper… a little spaztic… but c’mon. I was 18! I was also boy crazy. Anyway…
In my head: She can’t give him something if she’s not friends with me!
Husband: I said FACEbook. Not ASSbook.
Me: *GASP!!!! Hands covering mouth* What are you saying? Are you saying I have an ass-face?
Husband: No baby. I’m saying that with an ass like that who’s gonna look at your face?
*THWACK!!!* Right on mah tushie!
Ya know folks, after 13.5+ years of marriage, it feels good to know my husband still likes my butt… And, ya know… it’s fun when he gets a little “fresh”. Gah that makes me sound twice my age… “fresh”…
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Keep that dude.
LMAO! Go Paul! And now I’m WAY curious about who it was who gave him this “award.” Spill.
True Love at its finest. :)
Keep up the tush love!
Gotta love it.
Your Paul sounds alot like my Paul.
Great post! You’re one funny lady (and I mean that in the nicest way). Funny funny - like Robin Williams. Not funny strange. Oh never mind, you know I mean.
Our hubbys(ies?) could be long lost brothers. After 20 yrs together, he still gets fresh with me too. ;)
I think it’s important to know you still got it!
Awwww….now that’s just sweet! My hubby’s the same way. Love that guy (my hubby, not yours, altho I’m sure yours is great and everything since he got an AWARD on Facebook, but you know, I’ve never met him and he IS your hubby, and mine is just such a great guy and I love him SO much…am I rambling?).