Well folks. It’s that time of the month again… Out of 345 search keyphrases, here are the most interesting 42ish. I was only going to list, like… 10. But I didn’t. I listed 42ish. I know. I’m crazy. So here they are! The select 42 search keyphrases that brought inquiring minds to my little home in cyberspace… (note: I left out the nasty stuff, cuzza I’m not a huge fan of “nasty” and I don’t want them coming around here again…):
big cupcakes - I am a huge cupcake fan. The bigger the cupcake the better.
jen in braces - True dat.
peanut butter donuts (doughnuts) - Glory be. Friends who come visit (hint, hint), we always treat them to this local phenom…
nosie - The bling-ness of my nose.
somtn - a.k.a. “something”
nose ring toenails - Really? Did you really type that?
i can crack my ear cartilage - Ew. Well, I um… I… Well I apply progesterone to my forearms every night. Try that!
kitsap county cupcakes - I hear you can find cupcakes outside of Kitsap County too.
why didn’t the tooth fairy take my tooth - Because you didn’t brush your teeth.
tatamagouche - Whut the whut?
i wet my pants on spring break - I did too! I was, like 18 months old and my grandma took me to the beach, and back in ‘73, they didn’t make those handy-dandy swim diapers. I am impressed that a toddler is able make a query on Google about this. Impressive. But I’m surprised that such a computer savvy kid isn’t potty trained by now.
tear in my butt - It’s call a “crack”.
gagging on dust - I wish people would quit teasing me about my poor homekeeping skillz.
undressed humiliation mother - Yes. Everyday.
buttock cleavage - A mother’s golden nugget of wisdom: hide it. No one wants to see that.
fasting day 3 stomach growling - That is to be expected, sweetie pie.
i was a really good mom before i had kids - TOTALLY.
special k does it make my butt look big - If you eat the whole box for breakfast.
half marathon acceptable finish time - Dude, I hope you found another site, cuzza I just try not to die.
pinky ghiradelli - Uh! Don’t you dare steal the name of my next baby girl!
infected nose hole - Um. A piercing hole? Or just one of the 2 big ones that came with your face?
optimistic - BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
i have a spot on the end of my nose and it hurts - I’m not a physician, but… ZIT???
how to get janet evans abs - Be Janet Evans, or fine a really good plastic surgeon.
biker jenny stories - My friend Katie got stung by a bee on our 20 mile ride last Saturday. She nearly wrecked when she realized the bee was still in her shirt. Heeheeheeeheee….
butt propane tank - Apparently my Butt Series is gaining in popularity.
i tucked my mutha - I’m thinking this person was a Strangy Strangerson…
cute jenny braces - True. Dat.
artsy people have nose rings - I am relieved it wasn’t “artsy FARTSY”…
awesome ita - Oh, you mean the margar-awesome-ita!
oreo s and nose rings - I’m thinking this searcher and I might be kindred spirits. OR we’re both very odd in very different ways.
jenny nose picking pictures - I try to pick when no one is looking or pointing a camera at me.
church ideas about nose piercing - I haven’t been kicked out yet!
farting vixen - ***GASP and clutching chest*** I beg your pardon!
my but is infarct - Sounds like a personal problem to me.
fortune telling jenny - The glass is always half empty when two birds are in the hand. The moon rises and falls as the tide rolls in it’s hyacinth space. Twinkle twinkle is passing Zenith’s console, so always wear jeans that mask buttock cleavage and an apple everyday will go well with you… tatamagouche.
jennie’s sparkly house - Where? Where??? Obviously this was not the same person who came over and gagged on dust.
finish half marathon in 2 hours 45 minutes - I did it in under 2 hours. Just sayin’.
stupid amish freindship bread - Ain’t nothin’ stupid about that bread. Be nice. It is da shizzle! Yum.
happy i have braces blog - I mean. yeah. Braces are good. The ends justify the means, but I wouldn’t go THAT far!
princess jen humiliaition - Yes. Yes. And a triple, yesssssssssssss.
jenny phrases - Ok, I’ll give you one: “Stinkin’ beautiful!”
Been wanting to do this, too, but most of mine are nasty. Maybe I can pick out a few funny ones…….
It’s so entertaining to find out how people come across our blog, isn’t it?
oof. too funny. I’ve got to find this info for mine… off to look!