A post in which I obsess about my butt.
Pin itI have a funny little spectacle glass I hold up to my mind’s eye from time to time… It’s my “Does this _____ make my butt look big?” spectacle glass. When I started revealing this deranged perspective (The Butt Series), I vowed I’d never actually post a picture of my own butt. I kept [...]
Nosie's New Look
Pin itWell. Nosie and I had a little “falling out” this morning. Literally. Either I blew my nose too hard, or I slapped Nosie silly while I blew my nose too hard… In any case, my nose stud Totally. Came. Out. I didn’t even feel it, until I didn’t feel “it” – my nose stud. [...]
Busy Weekend
Pin itIn case you are wondering, my stomach is still not 100% after yesterday, but I have been able to eat. I even drank a margarita tonight. Take that, Stomach! Additionally and furthermore, I am much more tired than I thought I would be at this point… Sure, yesterday’s run could be the reason, but [...]
Broke it.
Pin itNot my ankle. Not my arm. Not my clavicle… But the “2 hour wall”!!! Today, my friend Katie and I ran the North Olympic Discovery Half-Marathon. Our training has been less than ideal as far as speed-training goes. Some may use the phrase “not at all”… So the thought of finishing in under two [...]
Race schmace…
Pin itI must go to bed. Tomorrow is my half-marathon and I am far too tired. Thank goodness I do not expect to “win” or break any records, ‘cuzza I’ll be lucky just to make it upstairs to bed tonight. The weekend is half-way through and I am just taking it hour by wonderful hour. [...]
06.06.08 – (Guest) Fridge Friday
Pin it Hello Fridge Raiders… are you ready? I wonder who’s fridge this is??? This particular fridge calls the Pacific Northwest home. I have not had the pleasure of meeting this fridge’s owner, but I am sure I will soon! She is a fellow Seattle Mom Blogs gal, and the SMB ladies are always coming [...]
Because, *ahem* I kinda rock.
Pin itBefore I begin, I feel I should state, I am not AT ALL full of myself… I am innately gracious and humble and meek… I would never draft a post about all My wisdom… My wonderfuliciousness… My prodigal and creative vocabulary… My penchant toward things philosophical… My uncanny ability to use the triple period to [...]
I fell in love all over again.
Pin itIt seems that lately, the strongest emotion I feel towards my children is irritation. Like right now – they should be in bed, but they are not becauseIhavenoideawhy. I grind my teeth. I seethe. Profanities tear through my mind like farts tear through a digestive tract after a bean feed. I like the word [...]
Party shortcuts: a few ideas on a Strawberry Shortcake party.
Pin itAs I age, my standards get lower and lower and lower. Kind of like my… whatever…. My first child’s first birthday party had 2 character cakes (Bob & Larry of VeggieTales), goody bags, a BBQ with homemade salads, hand chopped produce, homemade side dishes, and hand made invitations as well as thank you cards… [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday
Pin it This is an oldie, but it’s a goodie. For all y’all out there who be down with Narnia, this one’s for you… Yo. “And I’m Ghost like Swayze!”… Peace! … and nighty-night. ******************** Keep up-to-date on the insane, the insightful, and the whatever… Click here and Feed Me! Bookmark on [...]
