Comments on: Confession - Cosmetic Surgery

By: Lisa

Lisa — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:48:53 +0000

Whoa! Just read through the comments…who the hell is John from CBS? they want people with no eyelashes?! Body fat resistant to exercise? Spam man I say. Weirdy!
As for your spousal unit… nice Paul.. nice. Jenny, you could be a part-time model…but you’d probably have to keep your normal job.
I love that they call it a tummy tuck.. like those of us with this problem haven’t ALREADY been tucking our tummies into industrial strength steel plated panties. Tummy tuck…palease! But you know me… I’m a team player..what with the nose piercing and all. Maybe we could get a two for one tummy tuck somewhere.

By: noble pig

noble pig — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:52:01 +0000

OMG he is so cute. Especially with all the weapons…it’s such a y chromosome thing isn’t it?

By: John

John — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:45:10 +0000

A New, Nationally Syndicated TV Talk Show Wants You!

A new nationally syndicated daytime talk show airing this fall focusing on cutting edge groundbreaking medical technology and treatment is looking for the following:

1. Someone with Severe Acne
2. Someone with Severe Acne Scars
3. Someone with Body Fat Resistant to Exercise
4. Someone with No Eyelashes
5. Young Adult with Deep Wrinkles
6. Heavy Cigarette Smoker
7. Adolescent with a Weight Problem

If you or anyone you know is struggling with any of these issues please contact John Muske via e-mail: John.Muske@cbs.com

Please feel free to respond with any other cosmetic medical issues, everything is up for consideration.

No SAG or AFTRA Actors
Non-Professionals Only
No Compensation

By: evil chef mom

evil chef mom — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:38:23 +0000

I have a little love handle that goes all the way around. I’d have plastic surgery in a heart beat if I could afford it. No matter how many sit ups I do there will always be that pooch.

By: myra

myra — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:22:35 +0000

seriously swooning after reading the hubby post. my hubby doesn’t read my blog. but i digress. do what makes you happy. i can attest to the fact that no number of crunches will tighten post partum tummy. but if you’re feeling really frustrated, just hug the kiddos. i’m still accepting the post partum body, so i can relate.

By: D...

D... — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:52:36 +0000

I’m loving that hubby!

I hear ya on the tummy. I’m afraid my pooch is here to stay. Like Jen, I can’t stand the idea of the pain. And I’m too lazy to do things like, oh, stomach crunches. Ah well. Good thing my hubby has the same opinion as your hubby, er, but about me.

By: jennielynn

jennielynn — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:26:51 +0000

I’m with you on this. I have big plans, once I get all the weight off. I’m having a breast reduction and a tummy tuck.

By: Katia

Katia — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:56:00 +0000

What a nice hubby you have!
Me? I wouldn’t do it as it’s just not my thing. [no judgement passed whatsoever].

By: Jenny867-5309

Jenny867-5309 — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:47:38 +0000

I hear ya…but I hate the idea of pain see. And watching those girls on Dr. 90210, coming out of the surgery is like finger-nails on a chalkboard for me. I’ll just keep tucking in my grandma belly for now.

[sidenote: Just kick my arse when I drop the ball, will ya?! On Saturday I realized I totally cruised past my friday fridge promise! I’m so sorry. Do you disown me? I wouldn’t blame you! Can I have a re-do? I promise, I’ll make it worth your while!!]

By: The Husband

The Husband — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:46:21 +0000

Baby, you could easily be a part-time-model, or a waitress or an air hostess in the 60’s. You’re definitely the most beautiful woman in the whole wide room, depending on the room, and that’s saying something, because we have a basement and a classic car (on blocks) and visitors… on occasion. You’re beautiful… like a tree.