If I had the hard cold cash, or room in my budget to make the monthly payment on a credit plan… I would totally get my tummy “done”.
After gaining 50+ pounds in each of my 3 pregnancies, and then losing 50+ pounds three times… Miss Belly just couldn’t handle the pressure. All that stretching… well, stretched her to her limits and she’s just never been the same. Poor girl. And it seems I do have a threshold when it comes to public humiliation, so I will refrain from posting a picture or explaining further. Our lives will just be better that way.
Let me just say this, I am so grateful for clothes. Clothes = a really good thing. Oh, and layering rocks. It’s “camouflage” on a whole other level… “fashiou-flage”, if you will.
Anyways, I’d TOTALLY cosmesurgetize my bellyness. I know - I should be proud of who I am… “work it”… “own it”… be proud of my womanity… yadda, yadda, yadda…
I guess without a tummy fixin’ I could be a model…
***water spewing from nose***
I mean, they hire people who just pose for “before” pictures, right???
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Baby, you could easily be a part-time-model, or a waitress or an air hostess in the 60’s. You’re definitely the most beautiful woman in the whole wide room, depending on the room, and that’s saying something, because we have a basement and a classic car (on blocks) and visitors… on occasion. You’re beautiful… like a tree.
I hear ya…but I hate the idea of pain see. And watching those girls on Dr. 90210, coming out of the surgery is like finger-nails on a chalkboard for me. I’ll just keep tucking in my grandma belly for now.
[sidenote: Just kick my arse when I drop the ball, will ya?! On Saturday I realized I totally cruised past my friday fridge promise! I’m so sorry. Do you disown me? I wouldn’t blame you! Can I have a re-do? I promise, I’ll make it worth your while!!]
What a nice hubby you have!
Me? I wouldn’t do it as it’s just not my thing. [no judgement passed whatsoever].
I’m with you on this. I have big plans, once I get all the weight off. I’m having a breast reduction and a tummy tuck.
I’m loving that hubby!
I hear ya on the tummy. I’m afraid my pooch is here to stay. Like Jen, I can’t stand the idea of the pain. And I’m too lazy to do things like, oh, stomach crunches. Ah well. Good thing my hubby has the same opinion as your hubby, er, but about me.
seriously swooning after reading the hubby post. my hubby doesn’t read my blog. but i digress. do what makes you happy. i can attest to the fact that no number of crunches will tighten post partum tummy. but if you’re feeling really frustrated, just hug the kiddos. i’m still accepting the post partum body, so i can relate.
I have a little love handle that goes all the way around. I’d have plastic surgery in a heart beat if I could afford it. No matter how many sit ups I do there will always be that pooch.
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OMG he is so cute. Especially with all the weapons…it’s such a y chromosome thing isn’t it?
Whoa! Just read through the comments…who the hell is John from CBS? they want people with no eyelashes?! Body fat resistant to exercise? Spam man I say. Weirdy!
As for your spousal unit… nice Paul.. nice. Jenny, you could be a part-time model…but you’d probably have to keep your normal job.
I love that they call it a tummy tuck.. like those of us with this problem haven’t ALREADY been tucking our tummies into industrial strength steel plated panties. Tummy tuck…palease! But you know me… I’m a team player..what with the nose piercing and all. Maybe we could get a two for one tummy tuck somewhere.