I have a funny little spectacle glass I hold up to my mind’s eye from time to time… It’s my “Does this _____ make my butt look big?” spectacle glass. When I started revealing this deranged perspective (The Butt Series), I vowed I’d never actually post a picture of my own butt. I kept that vow for like, 2 weeks. This post was my butt’s breakout post.
In keeping with my vow not to keep my vow - here are a few pictures from the half-marathon from last Sunday. I appreciate Katie’s butt’s willingness to play along…
- Does this fuel belt make my butt look big? **Notice the little flowers in tucked into the water bottle pocket on the right… Olivia gave me those after the race. Lucky mom :)
- Do our finish medals make our butts look big?
- Does this Gu packet make my butt look big?
Don’t answer. Especially not question #3. It’s the camera angle… Really! The camera was a very big camera. Anyone who knows anything about cameras knows that big cameras take big pictures. True story.
While I’m making a total butt of myself (heh…), here’s another photo from earlier in May…
Does the bow of this boat make my butt look big? Please ignore the lovely bat wings…
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I thought that I was the only one to do the Titanic pose every time I’m on a boat. It annoys my friends to no end. :)
Oh boy…I think I need to find a butt flair for you. First time learning about Gu packs…sounds nasty. Are you sure that’s not what pushes your bathroom…uhm…Urge?
I agree with Jen about the Gu packs. Being highly non-athletic, I’ve never heard of them either. But, I’m thrilled that you included how to get rid of bat wings. That’s definitely something I can use.
Mostly what bothers me is that shot of MAY being so SUNNY and WARM, compared to now….. waaaaahhhhhhh!!
No your butt does NOT LOOK BIG you skinny minnie! Whatever.
I always say it’s the camera angle!
You’re the king of the world! You skinny-butted woman!
Put your hands on me, Jack.
ok, i stumbled on your blog, and you have me with this post! :)
so… who is taking all these shots of your tushy? someone else may also have an obsession with your butt! ;)
Yes.
:)