Daily Archive for June 11th, 2008

A post in which I obsess about my butt.

I have a funny little spectacle glass I hold up to my mind’s eye from time to time… It’s my “Does this _____ make my butt look big?” spectacle glass. When I started revealing this deranged perspective (The Butt Series), I vowed I’d never actually post a picture of my own butt. I kept that vow for like, 2 weeks. This post was my butt’s breakout post. 

In keeping with my vow not to keep my vow - here are a few pictures from the half-marathon from last Sunday. I appreciate Katie’s butt’s willingness to play along…

     

  1. Does this fuel belt make my butt look big? **Notice the little flowers in tucked into the water bottle pocket on the right… Olivia gave me those after the race. Lucky mom :)
  2. Do our finish medals make our butts look big?
  3. Does this Gu packet make my butt look big?
Don’t answer. Especially not question #3. It’s the camera angle… Really! The camera was a very big camera. Anyone who knows anything about cameras knows that big cameras take big pictures. True story.
While I’m making a total butt of myself (heh…), here’s another photo from earlier in May…
Does the bow of this boat make my butt look big? Please ignore the lovely bat wings

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