I am skimming the edge of the day here. It’s 11:21 in the p.m. as I begin this post. But I MUST get this up! For, Jenny 867-5309 has taken some pictures of her fridge and has graciously offered to share them with you… with me… with US!!!
Oooh - shiny!
JenGi says, “A little too clean, ay? Just don’t look at the sides.”
Before I post any further, let me fess-up. JenGi… Where do you live? Somewhere South, yes? I think the synapses in my brain have quit firing. I’d feel ashamed if I wasn’t so derned tired!
Even more importantly, let me add - gals like JenGi are why I love to “this blog thing”. Anyone seen Napoleon Dynamite? Kip, Napoleon’s brother says at one point, “You’re just jealous because I’ve been chatting online all day with babes.” Or something to that extent. Sometimes when my husband teases me about the time I spend in blog-related activity, I throw on my “Kip” voice, and say, “Your just jealous because i’ve been….. giggle, giggle, giggle…”
Not that we chat online, but if you do this “blog thing”, you know. It’s the comments… the banter, the “I know whatcha sayin’”, and the words of encouragement. I am blessed with an awesome circle of blogger friends… And when I try to describe this to “off-liners” I feel a bit like Kip, “… chatting online all day with babes.” It’s hard to explain how one develops an admiration and friendship with people one has only met online. But it has happened, and it’s awesome.
Focus, Jenny, focus…
The fridge, in the words of 867-5309:
First picture: Apparently I have a smell issue. I have a box of baking soda behind the eggs and then another hanging baking soda thing up by the other eggs (by the door). What is up with that?? Maybe I just have an egg issue. I just went grocery shopping and it looks stinkin’ bare! What’s up with that? Man I hope no one tries to do a psycho-analysis on me using my fridge. Cause I don’t even get it.
Second picture: Freezer…now THAT looks packed! The whole back of it (which you can’t see) is full of coffee. Too bad I stopped drinking the stuff! Yes, you can see ANOTHER baking soda smelly thing. Geez oh pete…that’s embarrassing. And if you look close you’ll see what looks like a bunch of mildew (I’m hoping you can’t see it). It’s not mildew. It’s a stubborn issue between me and my mate. See, he has a horrible habit of putting cans of soda in the freezer so it’s super cold and just a bit slushy. Problem is he keeps forgetting he’s done that, then we hear a loud, POP! and soda is eve.ry.where! I told him last time I was not going to clean that crap up again. Of course being the saint that he is, he felt horrible about it and said, I’ll definitely clean it up. That was 5 months ago and I’m NOT giving in and cleaning it. So there. *arms folded*
Hey JenGi - I like your Kohl’s cash too! Um… why do you have so many Pizza Hut coupons? Looks like you have a whole week of not cookin’ magneted on your fridge there!!!
JenGi - thank you so much! You have a lovely fridge… baking soda and all! I don’t understand why you stopped drinking coffee, but I support you.
People of all Blogginess - go visit my friend at 867-5309… She’s delightful, and apparently a really good sport! Why don’t you take a moment… check her out, and go a little crazy - leave her a comment!
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My family LOVES Napoleon Dynamite. My hubby can do spot on impressions of both Kip & Napoleon. He cracks me up.
Focus on the fridge now, JenGi! What a lovely fridge you have! Hold firm on the splashed frozen coke. :D Altho, I don’t even see it…
JenGi has a dang nice little fridge, not gonna lie! AND I want to steal some of that Kohls cash…pleeeeeeze JenGi?
I agree with D. You’ve got a lovely fridge. Isn’t there a song like that? Mrs. Gi You’ve got a lovely fridgy? Or something? Great one, Jenny, I heart JenGi!