The good news: Flocasts.org! I. Am. In. Lu-huv. Katie’s daughter, “E” (I call her E-Speed, cuz she’s a Speedy Speederson) is on the local high school track team. She and Katie introduced me to this handy little site. I can’t tell you how many miles I have driven to map out a long run. But with this discovery, I can do it all from my computer - saving gas and time… There are lots of other features as well, but I am most excited about the route mapping! Stinkin’ awesome!
The bad news: The Star-Vixen’s Mint Mocha Chip Frap. If I do not get a taste-bud-ectomy, it is quite possible I will need to switch from my minivan to an Econoline cuzza that Crack will PACK. IT. ON. Did you know they top that sista’ with CHOCOLATE whip? I always understood Crack was powdery-r-somethin’. Nope. It is actually a creamy, chocolate cloud of lovely whole-dairy fatness… churned in Heaven. With a spoon of gold. In a diamond bowl… and then it is drizzled with Chocolate Sauce of All Loveliness.
Once I became completely committed to drop the baby weight, it became easy to resist whip. Really. I had gotten to the point where whip actually grossed me out. But. Or is it BUTT… chocolate whip? Mother of Pearl! How is a red-blooded American woman supposed to turn from that? Huh? Huh?!
One week to the race.
I can resist the Vixen and her evil temptations… I will turn my eyes… I will burn my tongue… I can resist the Vixen and her evil temptations… I will turn my eyes… I will burn my tongue… I can resist the Vixen and her evil temptations… I will turn my eyes… I will burn my tongue…I can resist the Vixen and her evil temptations… I will turn my eyes… I will burn my tongue…
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