“Training” Schmaining

So, I have been posting a buncha garbage about this thing I call “training”. I have a half-marathon I intend to complete in a few weeks and I do not want to be unprepared - so I “train”. 

But I’ve been thinking lately. I am keeping track of my “physical” preparations, but not my “ingestive” preparations. Basically: if I really look at what I have been eating the last number of weeks, one might think I am actually training for a hot dog eating contest.

Not kidding.

Or a latte’ drinking contest.

Or a sugar-rush contest.

A cookie eating contest?

But not a half-marathon.

Oh well. At least I’m honest.

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5 Responses to ““Training” Schmaining”


  1. 1 Sleeping Mommy

    I’m certainly not going to judge or point fingers at you.

    At least you can run!

  2. 2 Sandy (Momisodes)

    I think we’re training for the same contests..the ones for food that is.

    I agree with sleeping mommy. Kudos for nailing down the physical preparations :)

  3. 3 Bubba's Sis

    Ooo! Ooo! I want to train for the sugar rush contest!

  4. 4 Jenny867-5309

    Dude…I start panting after a walk around the neighborhood. I have no stamina what.so.ever.

    You rock!

  5. 5 noble pig

    I think Iam always in training for some kind of eating contest…it’s weird but yes I am always snacking!

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