Without whip cream, of course… All this double-blending left me asking myself, “Does this mini-carousel carnival horsie make my butt look big?”
Let’s take a look at
a few (40) search keyphrases that have lead searchers to jennyonthespot… Since people are searching, I feel compelled to provide answers. I am so “Yoda” sometimes. 1. http //www.jennyonthespot.com/ – Hello there. You came to the right place. 2. jenny on the spot – That would be Me. 3. jenny – Still Me. 4. national [...]
“Mo-ooooommm!!!…”
Olivia cried early this morning, “The Tooth Fairy didn’t come!!!” That darned tooth had been hanging for weeks. The Tooth Fairy SHOULD NOT have missed her delivery. Plus, Olivia just broke her wrist – the Tooth Fairy should never miss visiting the 6-year-old-girl with lopsided ponytails and a broken wrist. Joel added from across the [...]
“Training” Schmaining
So, I have been posting a buncha garbage about this thing I call “training”. I have a half-marathon I intend to complete in a few weeks and I do not want to be unprepared – so I “train”. But I’ve been thinking lately. I am keeping track of my “physical” preparations, but not my “ingestive” preparations. [...]
Make Me Laugh Monday
What to post… what to post… Well, there was this morning when I was kissing my husband goodbye for the day. We were kinda flirting and mid-flirt I noticed a little toothpaste residue on the corner of his mouth… Then… I “Mommed” my husband. You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout. Without [...]
With A Cherry Fracture On Top
It has been a full weekend for this family of 5. An all family birthday party with The Blozulfogs, a kid’s road race (a 50 yard dash), a carnival complete with a ferris wheel and carousel ride and small stuffed teddy bears, a parade, the hottest day of 2008 (to date), a few hours kickin’ [...]
Training Weeks 5, 6 and 7
Boring documentation of my training ahead. This is mostly for my own reference for future training plans. Pardon the numerical regurgitation…
05.16.08 – Fridge Friday
Alrighty folks. There’s the fridge. I am feeling uninspired. This state of uninspiration has been exacerbated by a very long, but very nice day… further exacerbated by the fact I must wake up at the butt-crack of dawn to do an 11 mile training run… and I wonder what devil hath besieged my good sense. [...]
Because One Can Never Laugh Enough…
OK, if you have issues with incontinence – either go empty your bladder or put on a pair of Depends… *waiting…whistling* Ya ready? A special thank you to Derfwad Manor for introducing me to this video. It makes my abs muscles seize-up every time I watch it. As if that isn’t enough… You MUST watch [...]
Through the Eyes of a 3 Year Old
I chose to wear a skirt today (nothing fancy, a sweatpant-material skirt). The weather people promised sun. But when I awoke this morning… no sun. ***Now, I have been faithfully applying my Jergens Natural Glow lotion (also clinically proven to firm skin! *sha-right*) to hide my pasty Pacific Northwest whiteness… I have been anticipating the [...]












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