What to post… what to post… Well, there was this morning when I was kissing my husband goodbye for the day. We were kinda flirting and mid-flirt I noticed a little toothpaste residue on the corner of his mouth…
Then… I “Mommed” my husband. You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout. Without a hesitation, pause or moment of question I licked my finger and tried to wipe clean the corner of MY HUSBAND’S MOUTH! He jerked back and said, “Dude! Did you just “Mom” me???!!!” I was all, “Uh.. Dude! I totally just “Mommed” you!” While laughing and gagging he said, “I guess there’s your Make Me Laugh Monday.” He is so supportive.
Also, I have the following picture. Our Viking Fest and parade was this weekend. I had to walk with my girls with their little cheer group, so I gave strict instructions to my husband to get a picture of the Shriners. Those guys have no shame, and are my favorite parade participants. They wear more bling than, well, just look… Without further ado, my favorite Shriner:
Is that a belly-button ring? He is so cool.
He needs to get his under arm flap pierced. I could totally see diamond hoops there!
Did they bring out the nuclear weapons?!?! Or is that only on the fourth of July?
Love the “mom you” thing! And especially that your husband pegged it as a bloggable moment.
Thanks!
You “mommed” your dh?! Too funny!
That dude? Makes me laugh! Thanx - I needed it today!
Wow. I can’t believe that’s your fave Shriner, too. I’ve been watching him since high school! Missed him this year, since I was out of town. Thanks for the awesome photo. It looks like he needs a little motorized support during the parade these days. He used to actually run behind the carts doing a little belly dance to make that glued-in jewel do flips! Drives the women wild!
I don’t even “mom” my kids anymore. I tell them to lick their own fingers and then I guide them to where the crust is that needs to be wiped. I felt guilty grossing them out with my spit.
Our Shriners ride little motorcycles. They are so cute!
I love it when a hubby supports the blogging!
I have never used “Mom” as a verb … gonna have to start now.
OMG, Jenny! There was just too much humor in one post.
Moming the hub - you’re a multi-tasker - you can go from sex kitten to mom faster than a speeding spitball. HA!
Senior Poo-bah needs think about a new way to help at the parade. That was just nasty. No jewel that big should fit!