a few (40) search keyphrases that have lead searchers to jennyonthespot… Since people are searching, I feel compelled to provide answers. I am so “Yoda” sometimes.
1. http //www.jennyonthespot.com/ - Hello there. You came to the right place.
2. jenny on the spot - That would be Me.
3. jenny - Still Me.
4. national city mortgage complaints - Complaints about this company should be spilling all over the internet. This mortgage group has got some serious-bad business skillz. Wear garlic around your neck and carry a stake if you ever have the misfortune of getting tangled with these people.
5. chocolate peanut butter donuts - A.K.A. Chovannah… A.K.A. “Da Shizzle” from a local bakery - but only on weekends!
6. how to be a happy good mom- see #5 & #7
7. oreos - see #6
8. i ll weave you lies more accurate than truth - I’m confused. Will you weave them, or will I? I feel like I need to let you know I don’t know how to weave, nor do I feel compelled to learn. Keep on searchin’…
9. irish jenny - I am. How cute is that?
10. sparkly converse - See that header up there? See those shoes… sparkly Converse. Lu-huv me some sparkly Converse.
11. www.jennyonthespot.com/ nose pierced wife dare - Oooh. How exciting I must seem!
12. hat head meaning - It means that when one wears a hat it is on one’s head it is likely one’s hair will take the “Shape of…” one’s hat. Thus giving one’s hair/head the appearance of a….. hat.
13. ever filed with the better business? - see #4
14. we get newborn ears pierced blog - We don’t.
15. sew how to - Not so much.
16. pirate ship cake - I hate to brag… so if you just click on this link here, I won’t be bragging, just linking to something I could brag about…
17. post run stomach ache - Yes, I get those too.
18. grown women with nose piercing - … may be inclines to name their nose piercing.
19. nosie - see #18
20. jen in braces - Not leg braces… nor arm braces… teeth braces.
21. skillz example - My very existence.
22. jenny 1.0 - The “old” Me… A.K.A. “Retro Jenny”.
23. trash can filled with paper and pens - if a tree fell in the forest and no one was there to hear it….
24. what does waxing philosophical mean? - If you apply hot wax atop the printed word “philosophical” and then carefully lay a strip of paper atop the hot wax - and then rip that strip-o-wax-&-paper right on off (opposite of the paper grain, of course)… You will have just “waxed philosophical”.
25. cute jenny braces - I know.
26. put on your red shoes call mama - Because you don’t want to be puttin’ on red shoes and not call your mama. Because… Because I said so!
27. ingram want fries with that book review - Sure! I like fries. Can I get some ranch dressing too?
28. twitter - Yes, I tweet!
29. aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - See #39
30. need seattle danskin 2008 registration - so do about 5,000 other women. That puppy filled up in 10 hours!
31. haikee haiku - Oh - let me translate, “Hi ho hi ho, it’s off to work we go.”
32. i am on spot - Welcome! I’ve been on spot for quite some time.
33. sweet hood piercings pics - I have no idea.
34. find me spot - What? Now I’m a pirate?
35. seattle danskin 2008 any way to get in - Do you have issues with identity theft? That’s your only hope. And for the record, I DO NOT recommend it. BTW, Danskin doesn’t allow folks to transfer their registration. They count on folks dropping out. They should. That thing is just WAY too crowded! BUT -it is stinkin’ awesome! Maybe next year, honey.
36. you re a good mom singer - Really? Aw, shucks!
37. we are going on a bear hunt - I’m a blog mom. This is one of the finest preschool literary masterpieces. Of course this will turn up.
38. broken wrist cast with bling - If you find anything good, lemme know. My daughter gets her cast tomorrow.
39. toddlers screeching/screaming - See #29
40. dum lunged - Yes, lunges are dumb.
Oh, and I completely forgot, go here for good mortgage experience.
Da shizzle on those donuts is right—where can I find some of those? If I can’t find them, will you let me come sleep over one weekend just to have one?
You gave me 40 smiles tonight–thank.you! xo
Fascinating! Hey, do you still need a guest fridge for tomorrow?
Cocolate peanut buhhhh donuts…OMG let me at them..are you holding out on me? Sheesh!
OMG - those doughnuts. You big tease. Never seen those ’round these parts.
I thought about doing a post like this, too, but a lot of the google searches that lead to me are…um….naughty. Kinda embarrassing. I guess it’s because I have Mother, Daughter, Sister, Friend in my title. Apparently some sicko guys like that kind of thing.