Daily Archive for May 13th, 2008

I have done so many new and exciting things

since I got this nose ring. Really.

The first place my nose (Nosie) and I visited was the very exciting Land of Polka Dots!

Then we went to a theme park and I nearly lost my lunch on a roller coaster.

This is scarier than getting a nose pierced!

I. Am. Ridiculous.

Being the all-american girl that I am - I just HAD to take Nosie to visit Yosemite!

Look, Nosie, look! It’s a horse!

I’ve always wanted to visit the Eiffel Tower. Nosie thought it was a very romantic place.

Oh… this was precious - Nosie’s’ first sunset pierced. Awww…

Oh Nosie, look! There is a whole other world under the sea!

It’s an angel! And her nose is pierced too!

Yes, I have lost my mind. It’s so fun to watch someone lose one’s mind…

Kids are like…

ferrets. We had 2 ferrets before we had kids - Sport and Molly. Stinky animals - even though they were de-stinked. Anywho… We would find all sorts of treasures in and behind our couches, or tucked into the darkest recesses of our home. We had this one couch that had storage underneath - we’d find magazines and all sorts of surprises. 

I wish I had taken pictures of the back of my van today. For a moment I though I may have given birth to a flock barrel litter business of ferrets (Of. Stinkin’. Course. The collective noun for ferrets is - business! Not. Kidding… Why would it be anything else?) I found pairs and part-pairs of shoes, wands, fossilized chicken nuggets, scraps of paper, sippy *blech* cups, crayons, crumbs and more crumbs, jackets, shirts, socks, soccer jersey, used straws, markers, fast food toys, hair clips…. a virtual restaurant, preschool, and clothing store on wheels. Golly, one would think my kids leave the car naked with all the clothes I found stuffed here and there…

And that is why I think children are like ferrets. 

The end.