One would think that when a woman gives birth to a baby boy, not only should she come home with large gauze undies, witch hazel spray, a bundle of joy, a heart full of content, discharge papers, the Apgar score, after birth pains, and an unrealistically romantic view of mothering… she should also go home with a seamless toilet.
No, not for her. For. Her. Soon. To. Be. Potty. Trained. Little. Boy. The time between the newborn stage and being able to wee wee in the potty goes fast. The hospital doesn’t send papers about that.
Little Boys have been given special parts that make it negotiable whether the pee lands IN or ON or AROUND the toilet. Target practice at it’s finest. What amazes me is is this - why do toilets have so many d*** crevices? Where’s my Wonder Twin?
Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE!
SHAPE OF… teeniest, yet most absorbent, most antibacterial q-tip EVER!
FORM OF…. most bendable person EVER!
OR, a seamless toilet. If they can make seamless panties… c’mon!
Seamless Toilet! That’s fantastic, and when you make your millions on that one, please send me to where I can get one too.
Boys, ugh!
I think they should have a tube to insert the offending member so as to focus the stream and then it could be cleaned by them with a bottle brush. Or a seamless toilet seat.
Oh girl…I am so with ya!! Mine seem to lack any aim at all…boy number one gets it all over the floor while boy number two gets it all over the seat. You think I would learn to look before leaping…but it seems I always end up sitting or stepping in unwanted…well….you know. YUCK! And boy number three isn’t even walking yet….somebody just put me out of my misery before his potty days come and I have three….um…lets count hubby…FOUR of them! NO HOPE girls….I have no hope.
Yeah, um…it doesn’t get much better as they get older. If they’re gonna have that thing, they need to learn how to aim it properly. Someone could put an eye out!
Oh man, the pee-pee chase. I’ve had it. Why is it everywhere? Hate it hate it hate it! Love the changes I’m seeing here!
What I need is not only a seamless toilet, but a Toilet Dam. You know, like the mouth dams they use at the dentist. Cover up the whole little cubby in the bathroom where the toilet sits. Some days I wish I had a Haz-Mat suit and that freakin’ ghost catching pack that the Ghostbusters used. I know that I’m gonna end up with 2 extra toes or maybe a whole other boob from cleaning that toxic mess.
a glimpse of my future…