So, I was drivin’ around town one day, and I thought,
“Does my van make my butt look big?”
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So, I was drivin’ around town one day, and I thought,
“Does my van make my butt look big?”
I’ve got that honkin’ odyssey butt, in bland beige. My butt’s so big I keep dinging it into the snowbank of my drivway.
Who’s hawt now LOL!
Get a GMC Acadia baby, I promise your butt with look super HoT!
that would be will, not with. Duh!
I drive a VW van. VW is for Voluptuous Woman. My back end is big and decorated!
I like BIG SAFE BUTTS!