Daily Archive for March 20th, 2008

Car Bootay

So, I was drivin’ around town one day, and I thought,

“Does my van make my butt look big?”

Odyssey butt

What do you think?

How about this one? Maybe I should down-size.

Suzuki butt

This is NOT my car. It belongs to a stranger.

(Click on the pictures to get a **ahem** larger image…)

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Sometimes…

I wish I was “on-spot-witty”. A “Witty Witterson”, if you will.

I mean, I AM witty… I HAVE wit - it just takes awhile. Ya know, like classic cars - they don’t disappoint. They just need time to warm up. That’s me. And that is why writing is a far better measure of the depth of my potential than speaking. I need time to rev up that ‘ol engine. I need a delete key - for my mouth.

Let me support my claim with an example. One evening a few gals and I went to a local bistro to kick up our heels for a bit. My husband was unable to join us for the toe-tapping fun (ya know, to let the fellas know, “I gotta man”). He had kid duty. Continue reading ‘Sometimes…’