Partay! Partay! Partay! Hang on… What’s that? What’d you say? Oh. Yeah. Spring break, spring schmake. I’m a mom… MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. A Miz-utha in her mid 30′s… with 3 kids… and a minivan… with chocolate milk stains on the carpet… The “new car” smell has been overtaken by the “french fry” smell… The snot of my [...]
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Peanut Butter. Bananas. Chocolate Chips.
A.K.A. The Promised Land I love chocolate… semi-sweet and darker. Always. For eternity and beyond. It is welcome in my coffee, on my pancakes, on my graham crackers, in/on my cakes and cookies and donuts… I will eat it from a hat. I will eat it from a mat. I will take it from my [...]
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It’s that time of year again…
Nope, not spring cleaning. What kind of Crazy does that? Nope, not spring training. I don’t usually get too excited about a bunch of grown men practicing hitting little balls with little sticks. I do enjoy regular season Major League baseball for the garlic fries, hot dogs, beer and whatever other food I can manage [...]
Funny Funnerson
A couple of videos to…
Crzack. You. Up… I know my sense of humor can be a bit off, maybe a bit “skewed” due to circumstances (maybe substances – such as chocolate, martinis or chocolate martinis – ooh…) and perhaps I’m a bit simple-minded… but I hope you laugh at least half as hard as I did. Half as much [...]
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03.28.08 – Fridge Friday
Sorry voyeurs… no updated picture of my girl in all her glory today. I know, you are disappointed. She is exciting and fun and full of…. food and beverages. She. Is. So. Hot. Perhaps a verbal picture will hold you over…. Imagine with me…. ***Listen! A harp! An angel softly plucks her strings…. the scale [...]
Fa' Real?
Another Meal, Among Other Things
It’s lunchtime. Again. I don’t want to complain, but I need to whine. I am so tired of making lunch. anddinnerandbreakfastandsnackandlunchanddinnerandbreakfast andsnackandlunchanddinnerandsnack and dishes…. and crumbs… Crying. There is wailing and gnashing of teeth in my humble filthy home. My home is a mess, but I look terrific! School is out and Miss Queen of [...]
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My Favorite Quote:
You’re like my butt, You crack me up. I heard my husband say that to someone when we were dating… He knows how to make a girl swoon. He used to have a bright yellow Toyota with a lift kit. It was “jacked-up”… this brought another quote that made me laugh, and makes me wish [...]
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Confession – You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?
I’m not going to fess up as much as I could – I do have an imaginary reputation to protect and all… so this confession comes with a clearly defined scope of what I’ll admit to. Read on… I have braces. Have you ever tried to floss with braces? No? Then stay out of it. [...]
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An Eggselent Idea
I know Easter is long gone now, but I just have to pass on this great idea – for next year. You may already know about this great idea, but just in case… Hunting for eggs is never fair when more than one child is involved. You got your “egg-hoarder”, the “confused child”, your “laid-back” [...]
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Not So Much – The Easter Bunny
Apparently, OUR Easter Bunny is not so bright. He left all his packaging in our trash can. He left the extra candy just sitting out in the open… OUR Easter Bunny must’ve missed the Easter Bunny training chapter titled: “Stealth and Deception: The Easter Bunny’s Most Crucial Skillz”. My eight year old son found that [...]
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