Jenny On the Spot

We all do! So without further ado…

- Lizulfisa at The Blozulfog. She just started a blog - LIKE, 2 DAYS AGO, after much pleading and begging - from me. I love hezulfer. Go here if you need a translation template for “Zulf”. THIS is the gal who spearheaded the effort to get me my Boogie Shoes. Yes, she is golden. Here’s a little about Lisa of Blozulfog… a.k.a. my sista’ from anotha’ mista’:

“I'm part mom, part wife, part office manager, part superstar, part cool friend. Mostly superstar,..mostly. The name is Lisa. …I love VWs and music. But not so much country music. Because I can't line dance,can't follow directions. But I have rhythm anyway so I don't need no stinkin' directions. Freestyle!”

Lisa, you’re so “Supastar”, you probably pee glitter :) hee…

- Balls of Death. Read it. F to the unny. Complete with illustrations, and since I consider myself only functionally literate, the pictures are the shizzle… I’m sayin’.

- Despair.com. The demise of others (comfort) is my utopia. Heck, my own demise cracks me up too. Just read my blog. I have no shame. My favorite de-motivator:

Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

The site has some really great t’s, too.

- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. My most quoted Deep Thought: “When you drop your keys in a river of molten lava… let ‘em go man… they’re gone.” I quote that a lot because I meet a lot of people who drop their keys in rivers of molten lava. Don’t you?

- Finally, from my youngest… a.k.a. “Tooty Tooterson”. Yesterday. The store. It went down like this:

Lucy: “Mama, what’s that sshmoundell”

Me: “Ehh?”

Lucy: “What’s that smell?”

Me: “Uh. The store?”

Lucy: “No. It’s me.”