I just recently posted about this dilemma I have with cash flow and this whole obsession I have with events.
Well, guess who is courting me included me in their mass email in their search to sponsor 100 triathletes, bicyclists and runners. Active.com - for Team Polar. I’m gonna apply.
Do you think they’ll go for this angle:
- Mother of 3… ages 2, 5 and 8.
- I have a Polar Heart Rate Monitor, and I so do not look like any of those women pictured on their home page. See below…
- I have stretch marks, so my apparel will need to cover said stretch marks. I’m modest that way.
- If I can carry a 55 pound kid on one hip, a 30 pound kid on the other AND negotiate a full shopping cart in the grocery store… I could be the gal for you. Talk about endurance.
- I never finish first, but I’ve finished every time. And… so far, I’ve gotten faster each time.
- Hey Polar - let’s do this together - call out the Mutha’s… The Tired, The Weary, but The Capable. Let’s dream togetha’. If this stretch-marked woman can do it, so can other Stretch-Markians. Ummm… I could probably fine-tune this last one a little.
If nothing else, someone will get a good laugh at the application from the crazy lady with 3 little kids and stretch-marks.
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