My children’s Little People Animal Sounds Farm toy is offensive. Each time I enter it’s rather generous circumference of sensitivity - it moos. At me… yes, AT me. I’m sure of it. It makes me feel a little self-conscious, aaaaaaaaand a little freaked out… I mean - it could either be a sick toymaker joke highlighting the fact I could stand to lose “few” (everything is about me)…OR it could be the spirit of a mistreated toy crying to be set free.
I mean, everything happens for a reason… right?
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heh, heh, heh… This is why I try to only buy silent toys.
The batteries are probably dying….Our would neigh at me…at three in the morning while getting a hungry baby. Not fun… Fresh batteries, no more early morning neighing.
I just HAD to tell you how much this post made me laugh today! (and I REALLY needed it)
Not that it was “Mooing” at YOU, just that I can actually imagine the scenario. I pictured it in my head and couldn’t stop the giggles.