My children’s Little People Animal Sounds Farm toy is offensive. Each time I enter it’s rather generous circumference of sensitivity - it moos. At me… yes, AT me. I’m sure of it. It makes me feel a little self-conscious, aaaaaaaaand a little freaked out… I mean - it could either be a sick toymaker joke highlighting the fact I could stand to lose “few” (everything is about me)…OR it could be the spirit of a mistreated toy crying to be set free.
I mean, everything happens for a reason… right?
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