Now that October is over, everyone can go back to what they were doing. The production has ended. As you were. You don’t even know. My friends are crazy… they’re wonderful… Whether near or far, the cream of the crop, I tell ya… the pick o’ the litter… except they’re not cats, they’re people. I [...]
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Alright.
I admit it. I’m hooked on Dancing with the Stars. I dunno how it happened… a few dances here, a few dances there, and at the beginning of this season I find myself nudging chores and kids’ bedtimes… yaddda, yadda, yadda… so I can watch this ridiculous show. Except it’s not ridiculous. Except it is. [...]
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I like…
It’s all about me! Why? Because I am the scepter-holder of this blog and I will it to be so… besides that, since when does one’s world not revolve around oneself? AND it’s my birthday month. *Nee-ner* I like October. I like that my birthday is this month. I like a birthday MONTH as opposed [...]
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Happy
Motherhood… parenthood… I had no idea I would feel like such a horrible mom – so often. Who knew there would be so many stinkin’ opportunities to totally blow it. Sure, there are just as many opportunities to be the stellar mother, but that takes way more skill and energy. It is WAY easier to [...]
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What Doin’ Mama?
Lucy: What doin’, Mama? Me: The dishes. Lucy: Oh. What doin’, Mama? Me: The dishes. Lucy: Oh. What doin’, Mama? Me: I’m putting the dishes away. Lucy: Oh. What doin’, Mama? Me: I’m putting the cup away. Lucy: Oh. What doin’, Mama? Me: I’m emptying the dishwasher. Lucy: Oh. What doin’, Mama? Me: I’m putting [...]
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Choppin’ Broccoli
So, one afternoon I was choppin’ broccoli… I chopped – UH! I digress… As I separated the tree part from the stems, Olivia queried, “Why are you throwing away the stems?” Between you and me, I was throwing them away because I don’t like the stems; but I did not tell her that. I played [...]
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Frankly, I’m offended.
My children’s Little People Animal Sounds Farm toy is offensive. Each time I enter it’s rather generous circumference of sensitivity – it moos. At me… yes, AT me. I’m sure of it. It makes me feel a little self-conscious, aaaaaaaaand a little freaked out… I mean – it could either be a sick toymaker joke [...]
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"The Most Beautiful Girl…
…in the room…. you could be a part-time model…” How’s that for a pick-up line? Since I haven’t a clever sliver of wit or a dangling participle to dangle, I post this clip in an effort to tickle a funny bone… or something. Blogged with Flock
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A Sensible Girl
Woo-hoo! We have a brand new car payment! Along with that payment is a new car. She’s shiny, clean and has a bazillion cup holders. Clean and a bazillion cup holders. Clean and a bazillion cup holders. Do you see what I see? One might call it irony. Ironically, if one looks up the definition [...]
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Don’t have anything to pray about?
Then pray for Maddie. And if you do have something to pray about, here’s something else. I wrote about Maddie over 3 years ago when she first began her fight. Her mama and I met at MOPS when she was pregnant with Maddie. Spend some lots of time praying for this precious 3 year old, [...]
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