Issues
Pin itI got ‘em. Like having… One. Big. Eye. Reminiscent of Mike Wazowski – exacerbated by The Tumor Removal of ’05. I sometimes forget about it… until I see a picture or somethin’… like my new driver’s license picture. Hair: good. Expression: acceptable. Lip gloss: glossy. Eye #A: eye-like. Eye #B: E(ye)normous Like… laughing after [...]
Call Me "Hacker"
Pin itI rock. Not that I’m arrogant… just a bit prideful. I just hacked the code in my own blog. I did a little bit o’ copying this a bit of pasting that – tossed in a bit html – ‘cuz I know some html… I was able to add an image from Zazzle in [...]
Caution: Flaming Marshmallows
Pin itIf you’re my sister-in-law… roasting a marshmallow… and it catches on fire… and somehow…. while trying to blow out the small fire on the end of the stick… the flaming ball leaves the roasting device… launches into the air… and you catch part of it with your hair… but mostly it is rescued by [...]
Could it be LAUGHING gas???
Pin itSo, I’ve been seeing a chiropractor over the last week. He has faithfully been popping key areas of tension. He said that the popping I hear is actually gas pockets being let loose. Ew. Really? I must be pretty gassy. I digress… I have experienced the strangest reaction to all this popping – laughter. [...]
If it say's Orca
Pin itI’m not wearing it. Period. It’s called the Orca Pro Killa Tri Suit. Orca is the brand, and I think that is a terrible brand name for women’s swimwear/triwear… Though “Killa” is also in the name… and I dig hood-speak, I cannnot put my body in clothing that sprays the word “ORCA” up the [...]
Writer's Block and the Chiropractor
Pin itSo, when I go through a period of “blockage”, I realize I haven’t been looking at life from the right angle. I’m not talking about peering life from the edge of a 90-degree angle… I am discovering I need to look at life – it’s events, my family, my friends, and my community through [...]
Eavesdropping and joining in…
Pin itI listened/intruded in on a conversation between 2 girls today. We were waiting for the parade to start – happy 4th by the way! It was Olivia’s second parade as a baton twirling diva. Dang, she’s cute… Fifth-grader-to-be to fourthgrade-to-be friend: I have to work at the farmer’s market today until 3. Me to [...]
So I sez to Joel today…
Pin itbecause I pulled some strings and arranged for a friend to come over… and I rock. Me: Say it… you gotta say it: Mizzzutha – you rock the hizzzooooooouuuuuuse! Joel: Um. Mom. I don’t speak funk. Well, la dee da. Don’t forget who starches the collar on your pink Izod polo, young man! Bookmark [...]
Um, Miss July, where did you go?
Pin itJuly – helloooo? Hello? Present-month there? I know this is only your first day, but did ya hav’ta take off so fast? You just put your hot little lead foot on the gas and launched right on into August didn’t cha? Um, I still need to squeeze in Joel’s birthday sleepover, and you’re kinda [...]
