is TOTALLY making it hard to keep from eating.
Really, how can one not feel REAL pangs of hunger as freshly grated parmesan is lovingly sprinkled upon a delightful bed of pasta… splashed lavishly in cups of butter and garlic snuggling beneath bright red slices of baked tomatoes with skins popping in perfectly cooked goodness?
Good thing the only stuff I keep on-hand are crackers shaped like cardboard and little fishies.
You’re right. I’m lying. I have chocolate chips on-hand too. I’ve taped the bag closed before. I have. I used USPS approved mailing tape. I am here to tell you when the tension is great enough, even packing tape behaves more like perforated paper (oh, the knife acts as the perferator).
I throw away ice cream sometimes. I have actually grown out of my passion for ice cream, unless it’s a Peanut Butter Oreo Blizzard from DQ… I digress… I throw away cake. I toss candy and cookies. I have no stopper. Except when it comes to vegetables.
What time does DQ close on Saturday nights???????
10 – they close at 10. My hips are STILL paying for many a DQ pregnancy run