Monthly Archive for March, 2007

The Ironman 70.3

So, I polished off a HoHo at 11 a.m. I plopped onto my bed with the tv clicker as I gave into a lazy Saturday. The laundry can wait. It’ll just have to…
I began flipping the channels and I landed on the coverage for the Ford Ironman 70.3 Championship. It's a 1.2 mile swim, a 56 mile bike and a 13.1 mile run (a half-marathon), 70.3 miles of endurance… It is so inspiring… My heart just races when I imagine the energy and excitement those athletes are experiencing. But as I listened to interviews with some of the championship contenders… they kept talking about this “short course”. Heh. Short.

Well, compared to the Full Ironman, the 70.3 is half that distance.
Only several months ago, I laughed that the sprint triathlons I’ve done are considered “sprints”. I figure anything that takes an hour and 40+ minutes is surely not a sprint. OK, it takes ME that long…. That was until I ran the half-marathon. Having run over 2 and a quarter hours straight… Just. Running. The sprint triathlon distances earn “sprint” status in my now learn-ed eyes.

Excuse me, I need to brush HoHo crumbs off my lap and untangle my straight jacket…

I wanna do an Ironman 70.3 too! There is even a local one! I know it won’t happen THIS year, but I sure would like to pen it onto my long-term goal list. What is harder than doing an event like this is training for an event like this. I’ll spell it out - three kids. More than anything - that hurdle (training) is what would prevent me from accomplishing it. Oh, and my mountain bike wouldn’t be the best, oh… and my knees.

Happy Birthday Lucy

Where have the years gone? My first year with you was packed tightly with too few hours of sleep and Mommy's battle to learn how tend to 3 precious children - which resulted in a foggy first year.

But what about this second year? Where has it gone? In this last year, you have expanded your words from mama and dada to sentences, to songs, to demands, to expressions of pleasure and frustration, You have taken on the expressions of your big brother and sister - their attitudes as well. No one can agree on whom you look like, but you are undeniably an “Ingram”.

Lucy means “light”. You have already lived up to your namesake. This is not just you mother speaking, others have told me that. There's just something in you that draws people to you, brings smiles, brings joy - a light. You were a surprise to us, and I know the Lord planned you for our family to treat us to you and your light. You'll learn that God is a God of blessing and goodness.

Do you know how much joy you bring to us? Yes, you have aggravated Joel by destroying his things, or when he's trying to focus on a cartoon, and you press a dolls' button and he can't hear his show, oh that makes him mad. Then you look at him and cock your head, or you smile, or say, “Wawwy Joel”. He melts, smiles and loves on you. I love the softness you add to his life. I see the softness of your wonderful Daddy in Joel when you woo your big brother.

Sisters. You girls. When Livi dresses up, you follow, when she accessorizes, you follow. You are quickly on your way to creative expression through fashion. You point to reds and blues and say, “Joel?” Your babies, stuffed creatures and blankets call on your instinct to snuggle. You have not created an attachment to any one “thing”, your philosophy is simple - softness is your name and snugglin' is your game.

Music, you sing along to “Brave” by Nichole Nordeman, you love to sing “Goodnight Sweetheart” when you go to bed, If you've not heard a song, you work it out,you just love to sing. I think the whole world needs to ride in the car with me when you and Olivia sing “Sisters”. Really. And dancing, oh the power of the “shaky-shaky”! You appreciate a quality beat - and can discern the appropriate head-bob, sideways, up/down, you're a natural. I wish my rearview mirror had a camera.

Words. I am “The Mama”, Daddy is “The Da-ee”, and our friend's dog Lexi is “The Wo”, Lately you have been greeting me as “princess” when I am primping in the bathroom. In the past couple of weeks you have spring-boarded from one to two word phrases to three and more word sentences. Then there are the babbling stories of nonsense that make all too much sense to you.

Tiny Lucy. Last year, you were still learning to walk. Yesterday, you were demanding I “Wash Mama” (watch) as you navigated the large couch and hung to the edge - legs dangling over. Your 23-pound frame can execute a mean summersault, and wield a light saber with no less accuracy that Yoda himself.

You have a deep love of shoes,your shoes, my shoes, Livi's shoes, Daddy's shoes, Joel's shoes. “Shoosh” and “gocks,”

I love you Lucy Jean. Jesus loves you. I pray for your physical healthy. I pray for your emotional health. I pray you develop a faith in the God of grace your Daddy and I serve. You are a treasure to our family,

Love, Mommy

Oops…

I did it again… I can’t use that phrase without singing it anymore.

See my previous post, about The Weight Room.

This time I was able to garner true humiliation. I didn’t just startle my own self.

THIS time, a fella was at the contraption next to me - squirting and wiping it down after use (like a responsible, sweaty machine-user should)… when I did that grunty-breathy thing. Apparently, it was loud enough for him to be concerned that he might have squirted me instead of his intended machine. With down-cast eyes, and red cheeks I replied, “No, I just emoted.”

Thankfully, that was my last torture machine for the morning. I quickly headed to the treadmill, and cranked up my Shuffle

What have I become?

Background: I am easily intimidated. Bigger people, fitter people, pretty people, smarter people, British-accent people (they sound smarter to me), buff people, self-important people, boss people, moms who act like they are your kids’ boss people… I, shall we say, “enjoy” the latter group the very least.

I digress. Let me go back to “buff people”. More specifically, I am writing of buff people in gyms. Trim people in gyms. Even more specifically - the weight room of The Gym. In here you find people who appear to be as comfortable in the weight room as they might be in their own living room - of mirrors! No where else on earth - except for at the county fair, can one find a room of mirrors. Creepy.

Three reasons why I don’t like the Weight Room:

  1. Mirrors. Like I need to see so many stinkin’ angles of my booty, back, arms, legs and stomach. Crimony! Furthermore, like anyone else needs be put through that! Poor innocent people. I find I close my eyes and hope I don’t whack myself in the head just so I don’t have to watch me being miserable or anyone else.
  2. Sounds. People emote such sounds! Didn’t they have a mother! Grunting, moaning, wheezing… It’s like a day at the Coliseum in Rome. More or less.
  3. Buff people. I wonder how dumb I appear trying to negotiate those machines. Let’s face it, it’s not like they can’t see me - It! Is! A! Room! Of! MIRRORS!

For these reasons, I have long avoided the weight room at my gym. I don’t fit there… neither in body nor vocal emoting. At least I didn’t think I did. Until. Today…

You see, I finally decided to brave the weight room. The pump class times weren’t working out, and my poor arms were just flopping about as I ran and elipted and biked. My arms needed attention. I knew they’d find help in The Weight Room. I learned that the fewest members of the “Intimidate Jenny Club” use the weight room early in the morning. So, 3 weeks ago, I entered the inner sanctum of fear… before dawn’s early light. Truly.

Today was a marker day. I surprised myself (and embarrased myself). I emoted. It was grunt-like. I didn’t plan it, and certainly didn’t expect it. It came at the end of 2 - 20 count reps. I had pushed it - I allowed too much weight, and the end was pushing me. There were only 2 reps left, and by golly if I was gonna quit with 2 reps! So I pushed painfully through one, and as the last was on the horizon… Push. Push. Push. I pushed through with a grunt and some heavy breath.

It was almost like birthing a child. Lamaze anyone?

So, I did it. I emoted loudly. Unintended. The sound came with a new understanding of the noises I hear in that room. I still don’t like it, and will repress, repress, repress… but I get it now. OK, I get why the noises are there, but I still don’t get why some of those people just let it all out. THAT still creeps me out.

Menu issues…

Might one consider oatmeal a good side dish for pork chops? Dinner planning scrambling has hit a new low… My family is so blessed to have me…

Because I’m bored?

Nope… because I’m crazy… maybe because I am a poor time-manager and need another distraction so I can continue to manage my time poorly… because I want to be able to solve some problems on my own - someday… I am not all that determined either… There’s another reason too, but I’m not ready to admit it here - then someone might accuse me of having some sort of “plan” for my future…

But I started a new blog.

I am impressed by my friend Julie - who is a female and understands technical stuff. She blogs and writes about some of this technical stuff, and I just wish I could understand more of the technical end of this little project I started nearly 3 years ago… Oh, and she training for a FULL, not just a half marathon!

Technical, technical, technical! So, I decided to call this new experiment “Techie Schmechie” - chosen to imply I am NOT at all techically savvy. My plan is to write about how I set up and improve this new blog-space o’ mine. My husband stepped in and got me www.techieschmechie.com - which directs the user to my Wordpress blog. But he is under strick orders that he cannot touch a line of code (or CSS or whatever word it is I should be using to sound “techie”). No physical help no matter how strong my strangle-hold. I will, however, be picking that bright brain of his… Can I pick yours too, Julie?
So… we’ll see if this tanks or flies. I’m certain it will be long - either because I am a slow-learner with a lot to learn… or becuase I am a slow learner with a lot to learn :)

“Mama!”

“Wash!”

“Mama! Wash!”

“Mama! Mama! Wash!”

Lucy is not telling me to take a shower… she is telling me to WATCH her. Watch her speak, watch her jump, watch her bounce, watch her open her mouth with food in it, watch her shake her booty… watch her, watch her, watch her!

Christmas Cards

I sent our Christmas card/pic/letter out on Saturday, March 3rd… just under 3 months after Christmas. Maybe I should rename this blog - Jenny IN A spot… I gotta tell ya… I had those darn pictures printed EARLY in December and I just couldn’t stand to throw those picture cards away just because spring was almost here! People need to see how cute my kids are. C.UU.T.E. Yes, I put 2 U’s…

In my defense (not that anyone is assaulting me), I did get some cards out “in time”. Friends with a folder at the communication center at church… those folks got their cards during the intended season. However, those folks didn’t get the letter…

I may not have my ducks in a row, but I know they’re around here somewhere…

One more thing, if you got one of those cards and came here because you read the whole letter and got to the bottom and found the address for this website… Since you went to all that effort, I should add that we didn’t build the snowman in that picture. Our friend’s son Ben did - and a smashing job he did! But, since he built it in our yard, we felt it was OK to use his snowmodel of a man… in our Christmas/Spring card picture :)

The Battle Between the Halves,

I am a “the glass is half-empty” kinda gal. My husband is a half-fuller kinda guy. No. Scratch that. He is a “the glass is quite full” kinda guy.

Bless his quenched little heart,

I can explain why one might think his or her glass is half full. Either…

1.) The server gave you too much ice, or
2.) Your kid, who snuck a swash of your beverage actually left more behind than he consumed, some call it backwash.

I try not to stand too steadfastly in my half-empty cup of OJ, milk, soda, or life. Full or empty - you get sticky in anything other than water, and staying in water too long makes your skin pruney. I digress, I have tried to change my view, like use a shapely cup that makes it hard to discern the actually amount, for example. My type-A personality urges me to grab a measuring cup.

Something happened today that didn't surprise me. My husband asked me why I wasn't a bit more disappointed. He knows my emotions swing higher and faster than any hard-core kid on a swing set. Here's the thing, if you're a “half-full” person, when the glass really is half-empty, it's a bummer! If you're a “half-empty” person, then, well, then, I told you so!

Half-empty people are really bad about saying “I told you so” too,