Daily Archive for July 9th, 2006

Kid Talk

“Your son knows how to whistle? (pause, pause, pause) I know how to zip.” This is what Joel’s friend “J” asked recently as I tied his shoes. He was obviously impressed with Joel’s “skills“.

(Pause)Me: “You know how to zip?” Surely zipping was a new “fad” our 6 and 7 year-old boys were now pioneering. Was it a new kind of armpit fart? Was it a fancy way to zig or zag that would change the way we zig-zag (much like how snowboarding has changed the face of skiing????)…

“J”: “I know how to button too. I can tie my shoes too, but it makes my hands realy tired.”

Ah yes, zip - a zipper. I smiled, gushed and hailed upon hearing of his grand accomplishments - it is important to celebrate their rights of passage into big-boyhood:)

“Welcome to my world…”

Me: “Ouch!”

Joel: “I know how it feels mom. I really know how it feels. Welcome to my world…”

Literally thinking…

At her preschool, Olivia gets to make Mother’s and Father’s Day presents. This year, Olivia had the choice of coloring a couple of different pictures for her dad. Before she gave her dad his gift, she told me she chose NOT to color one of the pictures. (OK, I’ll bite) “Why Olivia?” She said the picture said, “Dad, you’re out of this world” . Olivia didn’t want to color that picture for her dad because, “I don’t want him to go out of this world. I love him.”