They Lied

I’m about to dispel a myth about 2-year-olds that has been allowed to spread for FAR TOO LONG. It’s an Old Wives Tale - kind of like the myth that pregnancy lasts 9 months. Um, I’ve been pregnant 3 times now - and it has lasted 10 months EACH TIME!!

I digress…

The Two’s are N O T terrible. They only SEEM terrible because one has nothing to compare the beast called “2″ to. You see, once one lives through a child being 2, one must slap on the protective gear - radiation suit and all - and prepare for: (que music) dum, dum, dum - the THERRIBLE THREES!

OK, so I need to work that a little. “Therrible” is not a word. Cut me some slack - I am still trying to figure out how to tickle fight in a radiation suit…

8 Responses to “They Lied”


  1. 1 Surcie

    I thought I was experiencing the Terrible Two\’s right now. You\’re telling me it\’s only going to get worse?! WAAAAAH!

  2. 2 Tasia

    FINALLY someone acknowledeged the fact that TWO is nothing compared to THRE!!!!! AS my time as a babysitter and older sister to twins, I very quickly learned that THREE is the year you need to worry about. You think it has something to do with that oh so cute babyfat slowly going away!?!?!?!?

  3. 3 Tasia

    I am having typing issues!!! It’s not that easy to type on a PDA!

  4. 4 Jenny

    Oh, I hear you. My youngest is approaching three, and she\’s just gearing up for the carnage. Man.

  5. 5 Alyson

    As of August 21 I made it through the therrible threes. I\’m hoping thet its the fabulous fours

  6. 6 ali

    what do they call the terrible fours???

  7. 7 Big BoK

    Hey.. Jenny,
    Mine is about 2 soon. Boy am i gonna have some fun.. hahah!!

  8. 8 Sarah

    Every day I am amazed at how difficult this 3 year old I have is. I know now why preschool is so popular.

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